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siete; tuesday, november 8th, 1977. [1am, May 20th]
( PRIVATE TO ESME )

( PRIVATE TO CRUMBS )

( PRIVATE TO THE REST OF THE BAND )

hello, hogwarts. how are you doing on this fine... uh, what time is it?

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seis; monday, october 31st, 1977. [5pm, May 12th]
i promised carrow a hug, so. anyone feels like hugging people today? i can give you ten galleons for it, maybe. she really needs the hug, come on!

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cinco; monday, october 24th, 1977. [1am, May 6th]
( PRIVATE TO CRUMBS )

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cuatro; thursday, october 20th, 1977. [1am, May 1st]
( PRIVATE TO THE BAND )

my head doesn't look like an egg, does it?

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tres; september 19th, 1977 [5am, Mar 31st]
( IF YOU'RE NOT WEIRD OR HIS SISTER, THEN YOU CAN'T READ THIS, SORRY. )

hogwarts, i think sirius black is gay...

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dos; saturday, september 3rd, 1977. [8pm, Mar 15th]
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uno; saturday, september 3rd, 1977. [7am, Mar 15th]
so, say... if i were to hypothetically tell mcgonagall that my brother's pet kneazle ate my summer assignments, in how much trouble would i be? don't mind the fact that there's no kneazle. or well, brother for that matter, but i don't think she knows that, so that can hardly be a problem, right? and what about slughorn? would he buy that, too?

ESME. i can't find my hair tie. give it back.

oh, by the way, dearborn. is it? i was sent to inform you about whether creepy heathcootie is a woman or not, and after doing a thorough analysis, i came to the conclusion that despite appearances, he's a guy, after all. or a very, very bizarre woman. i'll let you be the judge of that after i send you the full report later. it includes methods used as well as measurements, in case you're into that kind of thing. don't be put out, though. SIZE DOESN'T MATTER. and heath is very sensitive about that shit, so don't bring it up, okay? good.

- knicker wearing poofter no. one. (or two, i don't know.)

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